The 10 Best Funny Love Sayings

• I don't guarantee that …
• … these funny love sayings will make you laugh
• But they'll probably make you smile
• Have fun!

Is Love Funny?

Sure, love can be funny, too. Love may be the most important
thing in the world (it probably is), but that's no excuse for
taking it seriously!

Taking things too seriously is a very common misunderstanding
and a rather lousy idea. Why? Because it does no good what so
ever, and it will ruin your experience of life. Having fun is
pretty darned important no matter who you are and what you're
doing, and in my opinion NO part of living is meant to be taken
too seriously. Not fear or death, not love or life and
particularly not yourself!

If you want to read something related in a more serious vein,
you may check out
letting go or

happiness.

In any case, please enjoy these funny love sayings!

The Very Best

Number one here is both true and funny. Because after all
thinking and believing are two of the most common ways to
'cloud' your experience of love – and why ever would you want to
do that?

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

The 3 Second Best Funny Love Sayings

Okay, you can't beat the first one!
The second one is perhaps more cute than funny, but very true.

The third one is cynical and funny – and considering the truth
of it: who ever said that you need a piece of paper to love
someone?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it
in.

You don't need money to call someone Honey.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

The 3 Third Best Funny Love Sayings

The first one of these is known in many variations.
The second one just might make you think for a moment.
And the third one may be a bit tough, but is both funny and
rhymes, making it pretty irresistible:

Sex and love? I think they are here to stay.

Love wouldn't be blind if the "Braille" weren't so damned much
fun.

I know it's against the law, but he broke my heart, so I broke
his jaw.