• Spice up your birthday cards, birthday gifts or birthday speeches with these funny birthday sayings and funny birthday quotes!
• Most of these funny age quotes and old age sayings are spoken from a place of high awareness that is blessed with positive, yet sharp humor.
The Truth about Age: Age Is What You Make It!
Let’s set one thing straight: Aging has a lot more to do with your state of mind than the birthday year on your birth certificate. Age is really just what you make it!
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
~ Jack Benny ~
In one of his many books spiritual Indian American doctor, Deepak Chopra, mentions an old rural community – think it was in Europe – where the concept ‘old’ simply doesn’t exist.People don’t get old, they are just who they are. ‘Getting old’ as a label doesn’t exist.
And the result: People live very long healthy lives and work in the fields until they are 90 + years old. Amazing isn’t it!
The way we perceive of the world and our place in it has tremendous power … much more than we can imagine. Here is a collection of funny hilarious birthday sayings and old age quotes that celebrate the natural life process:
Remember that playtime is never over even though you grow older.
~ Jessica Butler ~
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
~ George Bernard Shaw ~
The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.
~ Plato ~
My idea of Hell is to be young again.
~ Marge Piercy ~
At twenty we worry about what others think of us; at forty we don’t care about what others think of us; at sixty we discover they haven’t been thinking about us at all.
~ Funny birthday saying ~
It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.
~ Bridgette Bardot ~
It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
~ Marie Dressler ~
The Celebration of Age and Wrinkles!
Let’s continue on our mission of celebrating the power of consciousness and positive perception of age and that which comes with it:
Wisdom and an ability to look back at life with humorous twinkle … and wrinkle … in the eye:
Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani ~
If you survive long enough, you’re revered – rather like an old building.
~ Katherine Hepurn ~
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
~ Billie Burke ~
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
~ Bishop Richard Cumberland ~
Making Fun of Age!
Getting older is inevitable. And fortunately so! And seriously who would want to be 17 or even 20 again?:
Powerful hormones making our brains go all stupid thinking of nothing but sex sex sex …. and sex … and then a little more sex!
Lots of better knowing opinions but absolutely no life wisdom to back them up!
Constantly worrying about what people think of us and how we appear!
No, we here at goodconsciouslife.com are quite happy about not being 17 anymore.
Here are more funny age quotes that you can use as funny birthday sayings:
Old age is like everything else. To make success of it, you’ve got to start young.
~ Fred Astaire ~
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
~ Henry L. Mencken ~
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~ Charles Schultz ~
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all of our mistakes.
~ Euripides ~
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball ~
Not Taking Aging too Seriously!
As our awareness and consciousness grows, our body may have difficulties keeping up the high pace.
So rather than lamenting it, why not keep your spirit high and make fun of it.
A good piece of advice is: If you cannot laugh at something, you’re probably taking it too seriously!:
First you forget names, then you forget faces, than you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
~ Leo Rosenberg ~
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
~ Malcolm Cowley ~
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis ~
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
~ Phyllis Diller ~
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
~ Sir Norman Wisdom ~
Getting old ain’t for sissies.
~ Betty Davis ~
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John P.Grier ~
Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.
~ John Wagner ~
The Last Batch of Positive, Hilarious Birthday Sayings
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
~ Funny birthday saying ~
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
~ Funny birthday saying ~
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
~ Margaret Fuller ~
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
~ Georges Clemenceau ~
And a last important one to make you ponder …
Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
~ Ralph Parlette ~
We hope you have enjoyed this collection of funny birthday sayings and funny birthday quotes of humorous things people have said in regards to age.
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