Friends is one of the most famous sitcoms of all times, and
many of the Friends quotes have made their way into
entertainment history.
The quotes from Friends tend to be witty, sarcastic, and funny,
but many of the quotes from Friends are perfect to illustrate
each character's personality.
All of the quotes from Friends are endowed with a very high
laughter potential, so there's a good chance that you'll a great
laugh. It seems that Friends quotations are blessed with much
more popularity than famous TV quotes from any other TV show.
For the best famous televisions quotes, here are the best
quotes from Friends:
Quotes from Friends by Joey
(Matt Le Blanc)
Of all of the characters from Friends, the Joey quotes tend
to be some of the most famous TV quotes.
All of the Friends quotes made by Joey serve to show just how
much of a loveable idiot Joey Tribbiani is, and many of his
famous quotes have made him one of the most popular characters
on the show.
(Asking Ross) Joey: Between Monica or Rachel,
who would you rather sleep with.
(Disgusted) Ross: Dude!
Joey: Oh right, I forgot you had that whole
Rachel thing.
Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you
were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey is dead then I've got
no reason to live.
Ross: Joey, OMnipotent.
Joey: You are? Oh, Ross, I'm so sorry.
Ross: I would date her, but there's a big age
difference.
Joey: Well think about it – when you're 90 …
Ross: I know. She will be 80 and there won't be a
big difference.
Joey: No, that's not what I was going to say.
What I was going to say is when you're 90 you'll still have the
memory of what it's like to be with a 20 year old.
Rachel: They really got you guys. The TV, the
stereo…
Monica: The microwave, the chairs …
Joey: Aww, man. He took the five of spades. Oh
no, here it is.
Joey: (to Chandler) Okay, man. I didn't want
to bring this up, but Chandler is the stupidest name I have ever
heard in my whole life. It's not even a name. It's barely even a
word. It's kinda like Chandelier … but it's not. It's a
stupid, stupid, non-name.
Chandler's Famous Friends Quotes
(Matthew Perry)
Chandler is always the funny, sarcastic one of the show, and
Chandler is responsible for a large portion of the funny quotes
floating around the internet.
Chandler went from being a sarcastic guy who simply could not
score with the ladies to a family man married to Monica, and his
famous TV quotes taken from the episodes of Friends reflect
those changes.
All of Chandler's quotes from Friends are incredibly
entertaining, and the quotes from Friends character Chandler
Bing have been some of the best one liners in TV history.
Joey: You don't know what it is like to put
yourself out there and get shot down just like that.
Chandler: I don't know what that's like? Until I
was 25, I thought the right response to "I love you" was "Oh,
crap".
Rachel: You idiot!
Chandler: I'm sure you're right, but why?
Monica: Alright, I've got a leg, three
breasts, and a wing.
Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.
(All stare at him)
Chandler: Did I just say that out loud?
Chandler: Oh yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to
go for times every week, but I've missed it the last……
twelve hundred times.
Rachel: No accountants. Oh, and no one from,
like, "legal. I don't like guys with boring jobs.
Chandler: Oh, and Ross was like what, a lion
tamer?
Rachel's Famous Quotes
(Jennifer Aniston)
Many of the most famous quotes from Friends come from Rachel,
and she actually has a number of funny television quotes in her
role on Friends, though most of the time they were said
inadvertently.
Rachel's quotes were often accidental, and she portrayed the
spoiled, rich girl who was forced to work.
Joey: What're you doing?
Rachel: Well, I was considering moving the couch
here.
Joey: Why would you want to do that?
Rachel: So there would be a decent place for me
to sit.
Joey: Rach, there is a decent place …
Rachel: And your lap doesn't count
Rachel: Hey Chandler, Monica just broke my
seashell lamp.
Chandler: Neat. I'm going to die alone. (Pause)
Rachel: Okay, you win.
Rachel: If she wanted to be more like me, why
didn't she copy my hairstyle or something?
Monica: Between you and me, in this day and
age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?
Rachel: Hey, you know sometimes you can do
everything right, everyone can wear everything they're supposed
to wear, and one of those guys just gets through.
Monica: How?
Rachel: I don't know. Maybe they have tools.
Monica: So Ross has never checked out of a
room a minute before he had to?
Rachel: Yeah. Once, when we were dating, we got a
late checkout. He got so excited that it was the best sex we
ever had. Until, you know, he screamed "Radisson" at the end.
Ross: You're money's mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly's open, Gellar.
Monica's Funny Quotes from Friends
(Courteney Cox)
Monica portrays the high strung, workaholic perfectionist,
and many of her famous quotes from Friends reflect these
features.
Most of her quotes show just how tense she was, yet she had a
biting wit that was able to match that of Chandler.
Her famous television quotes are many, and she came out with
a number of Friends quotes that put the show on the map.
Monica: Fine, judge all you want, but (Ross)
married a lesbian, (Rachel) left a man at the altar, (Phoebe)
fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (Joey) through a woman's
wooden leg into a fire, (Chandler) live in a box!
Chandler: I didn't want you to be embarrassed
to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Monica: Oh honey, you could never embarrass me.
Ok, you could easily embarrass me.
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need
a beeper for?
Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies?
"Help, come quick, they're still extinct!"
Ethan: Before we get into any staying-over
stuff, there is something you should know.
Monica: Okay, is this like "I have an early class
tomorrow" or "I'm secretly married to a goat"?
Funny Quotes by Ross
(David Schwimmer)
Ross is infamous for his many poor decision on the show
Friends, and his character was the emotional, neurotic character
that came up with many hilariously famous TV quotes.
Most of his quotes from Friends show just how clueless he was
in so many areas of life, and his quotes tend to be hilarious.
Ross: Do you have a minute? I want to talk to
you about something I'm really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Sure, how about you showering with your
mom?
Ross: I had a topic in mind, actually.
Rachel: Ross, you've learned some new moves.
Ross: Someone at work gave me Sex for Dummies,
but who's laughing now!
Rachel: Hey guys, did you check out the new
hand dryers in the bathroom?
Ross: I thought that was just a rumor.
Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all
know what you want to do. You know, you have goals, you have
dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser known "I have a dream"
speech.
Ross: I'm just saying, if dogs do experience
jetlag, then because of the whole seven dog years to one human
year thing, then when a dog flies from New York to LA, he
doesn't just lose three hours, but he loses like a week and a
half.
Funny Quotes from Friends as stated by Phoebe
(Lisa Kudrow)
The quirky one of the group was Phoebe, whose off the wall
Friends quotes portray just how much of an odd bird she was.
Her quotes are usually fairly entertaining, though a number
of the quotes from Friends which she said are incredibly off
beat and strange.
Rachel: Hi. I just wanted to apologize. I'm
sorry I was such a baby.
Phoebe: That's ridiculous Rachel. We were all
babies once.
Phoebe: And then we can teach them to sing and
we'll be just like the Von Trapp family. But without the Nazis –
no, that sounds pretty dull.
Ross: His name's Marcel. My friend Bethel
rescued him from a lab.
Phoebe: That's so cruel! Why would anyone name
their child Bethel?
Rachel: Can you believe what a jerk Ross was
being?
Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really
competitive.
Phoebe: Ha, ha, ha.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Oh, hello? Kettle? This is Monica; you're
black.
Phoebe: Ross, how many parents have you ever
lost?
Ross: None.
Phoebe: Well, then you don't know what it feels
like when one of them comes back.
Phoebe: Oh, I've got a birthday party, with
some work people.
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole,
you know, them not liking you extravaganza.
Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you
want it to say. It could say: "Ross Geller: Good at Marriage".
Ya know? Mine's going to say: "Phoebe Buffay; Buried Alive".
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