• Here is a collection of short hilarious jokes that we consider some of the best one line jokes.
• As we want no one to leave our site still feeling hungry, we have a bit of something for every taste:
• One this page you will find funny sex jokes, life jokes,
political jokes, truth jokes, air jokes, death jokes,
complicated jokes, fruit jokes and funny medical jokes.
• Now go for them, and catch those funny phrases as they
explode to your delight!
Short Funny Jokes
about Sex
~ Funny Sex Jokes
– Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and
work your way to the bottom while getting a rise.
– Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the
pusher.
– Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole
weak.
– If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong!
– Sex is like vacation….it never lasts long enough.
– If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
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Some Really Funny Short Jokes about Sex on the page Really
Funny Short Jokes.
Really Funny
Jokes about Life, The Universe and Everything
~ Life Jokes
-The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has
absolutely no trade-in value.
– Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live with.
– Your strength lies in your continued belief that what
you just ate was indeed duck.
– At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
– If you continue to live in the past, your life is
history.
– The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when
it's open.
– When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock
elsewhere.
– Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
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Really Funny Quick Jokes about Life on the page Really Funny
Quick Jokes.
Political Short
Jokes
~ Political Jokes
– A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the
voters will fall for.
– Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
– The honest politician. Take my advice; I don't use it
anyway.
– It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is
ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
– Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up
you go, the scarcer it becomes.
– Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
– The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is
because deep down they're nice guys.
– A politician is one who shakes your hand before
elections and your confidence after.
For more short hilarious jokes on the same topic see
Some Really Funny Short Jokes About Politicians and Governments
on the page Really Funny Short Jokes.
Truths You Never Knew, You
Were Never Going to Miss
~ Truth Jokes
– A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
– Never forget that you are unique, just like everybody
else!
– Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.
– He who refuses to listen, is lying.
– It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
– The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
For more really funny short jokes on at related topic see
Best Short Jokes Ever – Shocking Truths on the page Best
Short Jokes Ever.
Hilarious Jokes That Are up in the Air
~ Air Jokes
– Getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal
illness.
– If at first you don’t succeed, parachuting is not
for you.
– An 'Aeroplane Blonde' is one who has bleached her hair
but still has a 'black box'.
– People who say they never fart, are full of hot air.
– No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
– Two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an
airplane.
Dead-Alive Advice
~ Near Death Jokes
– Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
– Do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.
– Live each day as if it were your last, because someday
it will be.
For more short funny jokes on a related topic see
Very Short Jokes that Hit the Dead Centre on the page Very
Short Jokes.
Jokes That May Take Time to Digest
~ Complicated Jokes
– I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
universe.
– He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically
challenged.
– Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75%
of the world's population.
Fruity Short
Hilarious Jokes
~ Fruit Jokes
– Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
– Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran
out of juice.
– A gay man with diarrhoea is called juicy fruit!
– The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the
apple.
– Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
– "Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs
apart under a banana tree.
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Very Short Jokes from Our Salad Days on the page Very Short
Jokes.
Best Short Jokes about Medical Professionals
~~ Funny Medical Jokes
– A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never
owned a car.
– The very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from
scratch.
– Gynaecologist and the pizza delivery man are very much
alike… both get to smell the goods, but neither one can eat
it.
– A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy,
terminally ill patient.
– What do gynaecologists and pizza delivery men have in
common? They always get to sniff it, but never get to eat it.
– Argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a
pill owe fight.
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