• Here is our collection of really funny short jokes – carefully selected for their high ‘laughability’ rating!
• On this page you will find stupid men jokes, political jokes, funny sex jokes, memory jokes, statistic jokes, job jokes, Viagra jokes and jokes about kids!
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Short Funny Jokes About Men and Their Silliness ~ Stupid Men Jokes
– Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. So if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
– Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
– Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they’re all over you.
– Men are like fish … neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
– Just because men have one, doesn’t mean they have to be one.
– Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
– Why men are like toilets:
1) They are always out of order.
2) They stink.
3) The nice ones are always engaged.
4) They consume large amounts of liquid.
5) They are constantly full of crap.
– Men are like cement … after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
For more Funny Short Jokes on a similar topic see Funny One Line Jokes about Women on the page Funny One Line Jokes.
Some Really Funny Short Jokes About Politicians and Governments ~ Political Jokes
– Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
– Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
– Even crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
– To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
– Stop repeat offenders – don’t re-elect them!
– Don’t steal. The government hates competition!
For more Really Funny Short Jokes on the same topic see Political Short Hilarious Jokes on the page Short Hilarious Jokes.
Funny One Liners About Sex ~ Funny Sex Jokes
– Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
– The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
– My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
– Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
– The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
– Some sex is good … more is better … too much is just about right.
– Sex is like a Ford Explorer. Going too fast may cause a roll-over injury.
– Why is sex like a bridge game? You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand.
For more Short Hilarious Jokes on the same topic see Short Hilarious Jokes About Sex on the page Short Hilarious Jokes.
Short Hilarious Jokes About Amnesia … I Already Told You This, Remember? ~ Memory Jokes
– I don’t remember being absent minded.
– Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
– My wife says I never listen, or something like that …
– I can’t remember the last time I forgot something.
– A forgetful cow gives milk of Amnesia!
– If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
– The more you say, the less people remember.
-When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
For more Short Funny Jokes on at related topic see
Really Funny Quick Jokes about Amnesia on the page Really Funny Quick Jokes or Best Short Jokes Ever That Will Blow Your Mind on the page Best Short Jokes Ever.
Really Funny Short Jokes That Beat the Statistics ~ Statistic Jokes
– If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea … does that mean that one enjoys it?
– Remember half the people you know are below average.
– The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
– Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
– All generalizations are false.
– 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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