Take the Funny True Love Match Quiz for Ladies, Damsels in Distress and Assorted Fun Loving Females – a Weird Soul Mate Test

Question 1

Every time he walks
in the room …

A. Your
heart skips a beat and you feel a smile start to tug at
the corners of your mouth

B. You
feel safe and protected and a bit childish, too, and
sometimes you want to walk over and ask him for a hug

C. You
mutter and scowl at him while secretly wishing for an
expensive divorce settlement in your favor, followed by
him meeting a woman who has an uncanny resemblance to
his mean, ugly mother, followed by him fathering
unending generations of mentally retarded, evil, short,
fat, smelly and balding children who look and behave
exactly like him

Answers to Question
1
~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match
Test & Quiz ~

If you answered …

A. He is
definitely the one your heart wants.

B. You
might be dating your dad

C. You
are thinking about your ex.

Question 2

When he and you
want to watch a movie together …

A. He
instantly agrees with what you want, either because you
share the same taste or because he just loves to sit
there in the dark and be close to you

B. You
discuss it like mature adults, and after about five
minutes you decide to see BOTH the sentimentality
dripping romance AND the new, crazy action movie with
the highest kill rate ever

C. You
argue heatedly for hours on end until eventually you …
fall asleep

Answers to Question
2

~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match Test &
Quiz ~

If you answered …

A. He is
a sissy-like pushover or is not telling you what he
really wants. Be careful

B. You
are too different and will probably have irreconcilable
differences

C.
Opposites always attract, and the fact that you can work
out your problems is a good sign.

Question 3

Describe his looks:

A. Too
good to be true

B. Nice
looking – and charming – and loveable

C. Ugly
enough to break mirrors

Answers to Question
3

~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match Test &
Quiz ~

If you answered …

A. It
may just be too good to be true.

B. He
may be just the right guy for you.

C. Since
you are just dating him to make yourself look pretty
next to him, you really need to learn that beauty comes
from the inside.

Question 4

When you are with
him …

A. You
know that you are the center of his universe and he
thinks of nothing but you, ever

B. You
know that you are loved, but that your man is able to be
complete without you

C. You
are constantly catching him looking at, visually
undressing, talking to, and picking up other women

Answers to Question
4

~ in the Fun Loving
Female's Love Match Test & Quiz ~

If you answered …

A. This
guy is much too needy and will soon end up making you
think he is a total wimp who is seriously cramping your
style with his groveling, boring and stifling behavior

B. A
complete man makes a complete woman, and good on you for
finding an individual who can stand on his own two feet

C. Get
your act together and either do the same thing he does
or dump him. Players are easy to date, but impossible
hold and more than likely to end up breaking your heart
(not to mention giving you a venereal disease – or two)

Question 5

His mother is …

A. The
most wonderful person in the world

B.
Someone that you may or may not personally get along
with, but you respect her and his relationship with her

C. An
evil witch who is probably putting hexes on you and
cackling gleefully as she poisons an apple to feed you
on her next visit

Answers to Question
5
~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match Test & Quiz ~

If you answered …

A. Quit
deluding yourself. Though some mothers-in-law truly are
wonderful, it is a rare thing indeed. Just wait until
you yourself become one

B. You
understand the role and situation of your mother-in-law
and when you become one yourself your daughter-in-law
will surely be just as understanding as you are now

C. Get
out of fantasy land. His mother may be overbearing, or
even a bit of a pain in a private place, but surely she
is not all that bad. Again, just wait until you yourself
become a mother-in-law

Question 6

His policy towards
public affection is …

A. To
never break contact with you under any circumstance

B. To be
affectionate, but not over-affectionate

C. To
simply smile at you from afar as you are diffidently and
obediently walking ten paces behind him with your head
bowed down, as a good woman should – the few times you
are allowed out of the house

Answers to Question
6
~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match
Test & Quiz ~

If you answered …

A.
Careful, he could just secretly be the mortally jealous
type; or, he may have serious attachment issues and a
mother complex that demands that you fill his mother's
place in his life … and having met your mother-in-law
– do you really want that?

B. This
just might be the guy for you – provided he is loving,
good looking, powerful, famous, rich and generous, too,
of course

C. If
you are behaving like that then this nasty S.O.B. is
surely the one for you – no one else can continually
confirm your low sense of self esteem and lousy self
worth quite the way he can

Question 7

When it comes to
cleanliness, your guy likes to …

A. Bathe
eight times a day with soap and water, shower himself
with after shave and perform constant grooming on
himself with tweezers, a mirror, and a fine tooth comb

B.
Shower regularly, smell nice or not at all, and be
pretty well groomed

C. Avoid
baths unless they are entirely necessary. He has the
manly smell of a boar – perhaps one that has been dead
for some time. He wears his dirt with pride, and
occasionally you may find small patches of mold growing
on his dirt/skin – which he tells you "Adds
personality!"

Answers to Question
7
~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match Test & Quiz ~

If you answered …

A.
Unless you are a career model … too … this guy just
may be a bit too finicky and self centered for you

B.
Nothing is sexier than a well groomed man that is clean
and smells good, right? Unless you're into nice, clean,
manly, male, masculine sweat from working or working
out, of course, which surprisingly many women secretly
are … or so men like to think

C. Are
you sure he belongs in your bedroom? Sounds more like he
belongs on the set of the next "Undead Monster of the
Black Lagoon" horror movie

Question 8

After a fight …

A. He
apologizes and owns up to his side of the disagreement

B. He is
cold, distant, and simply avoids you for days

C. He
hugs you and weeps with you and tells you that he is
sorry and will never ever hurt you again, and then – if
you're lucky – he patches up your cuts and bruises

Answers to Question
8
~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match
Test & Quiz ~

If you answered …

A. Ah! A
dream guy. Don't you wish all guy were like this?

B. He is
the typical "tough macho guy" that will probably live in
stony silence until the day he walks out on you

C. Are
you sure you're going to survive until next year with
this guy?

Question 9

Your man's annoying
little habits …

A. Are
simply something that you have to live with. You
remember that you have your annoying habits that he has
to live with, too

B. Drive
you up slowly the wall and make you idly consider just
how far your finger nails could dig into his flesh as he
clicks that pen for the 8 millionth time

C. Cause
you to slowly but relentlessly build up uncontrollable
rage and anger … until one day you grab his shotgun in
one hand and his hunting rifle in the other and go on a
shooting spree where you cackle madly as you shoot all
men that look even remotely like him

Answers to Question
9
~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match Quiz & Test ~

If you answered …

A.
Congratulations on what's probably going to be a long
and happy relationship

B. You
should probably consider meditating or seeking out anger
management therapy before your suppressed emotions cause
you to move from this answer to the next one

C. You
are probably a closet psycho, and choosing this answer
has alerted the local authorities to keep an eye on you

Question 10 (Final
Funny Question)

Even the thought of
marrying your guy…

A.
Turns you on – totally!

B.
Scares you, but you think that under the right
circumstances it might just happen one day, but if it
doesn't then that's totally cool too, since love is what
matters

C.
Forces you to run to the bathroom to heave up your guts

Answers to Question
10
~ in the Fun Loving Female's Love Match
Quiz & Test ~

If you answered …

A. Being
a complete traditionalist and conventionalist – not to
mention having issues about possessing and 'owning' your
lover – you are probably setting yourself up for serious
disappointment. Have you checked the divorce statistics
recently? Of course, if you are an honest-to-god gold
digger you're probably on the right track, so congrats!

B. You
are understandably hesitant, but you are willing to take
things slowly and see where they go. Congratulations on
the potential or even likely success of your
relationship.

C. You
are terrified of commitment. If this relationship is a
casual fling with a well groomed, well hung yet
sensitive stud of incredible stamina – congratulations!
Good on you!