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Confucius Jokes about Conjugal Confusions
Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find
him in cathouse.
Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no
piece at night!
Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, until screwed
on bed.
Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man
give wife upright organ.
Confucius say: He who buries a man's wife alive, should
not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject
coming up.
Confucius say: Man's wife his better half, his mistress
his better whole.
Confucius say: When wife complain too much about no magic
in marriage, husband will disappear.
Confucius say: Man who was a dude before marriage, is now
subdued.
Funny Confucius Sayings That Leave Nothing Left 'Behind'
Confucius say: Man who scratch ass should not bite
fingernails.
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for
money.
Confucius say: Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up
with sticky fingers!
Confucius say: Man who behaves like an ass will be the
butt of those who crack jokes.
Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet
many moons.
Confucius say: Crowded elevator always smell different to
midget.
Confucius say: Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in
jam.
Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own
pew!
Confucius Really Knows How to Crack Some Jokes
Confucius say: Man who sells Kotex, is crack salesman.
Confucius say: Man who put head on Railroad track to
listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Confucius say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man
spread limbs.
Confucius say: Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack
up.
Hilarious Confucius Sayings That Let Money Do the Talking
Confucius say: Man who comes into money, have sticky
financial situation.
Confucius say: Man who work all day for a pool maintenance
company, will feel drained.
Confucius say: He who masturbates in front of cash
register come into money.
Confucius say: Banker who sits in freezer, will have
frozen assets.
Confucius say: Man who finds job at crystal ball company
will make a fortune.
Wet Funny Confucius Jokes
Confucius say: Man who crosses the ocean twice without
washing is a dirty double crosser.
Confucius say: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make
spectacle of self.
Confucius say: Don't sweat the petty stuff … and don't
pet the sweaty stuff.
Funny Confucius Quotes That Will Light up Your Day
Confucius say: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes
will soon burn out!
Confucius say: He who light the fuse of love, get big
bang.
Confucius say: Rich old bachelor is man who have money to
burn but no pilot light.
Cocky Confucius Jokes
Confucius say: Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: He who plays with self, pulls boner.
Confucius say: Man with five dicks will have pants that
fit like a glove.
CConfucius say: Woman who is in love with priest will chase
him through church and grab him by the organ.
And Now for Some Old, Hairy Confucius Jokes
Confucius say: Man have more hair on chest than woman, but
on whole woman have more.
Confucius say: Girl who have red hair have red hair, by
cracky.
Sweet But not so Innocent Funny Confucius Sayings About
Girls
Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is
dandelion in bed.
Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Girl who douches with vinegar walk around
with sour puss.
Confucius say: Man who marries girl with no bust have
right to feel low down.
Confucius say: Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets
honourable discharge.
Confucius say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park,
but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Sweet, Funny Confucius Jokes
Confucius say: He who eat cookie in bed, will wake up
feeling crumby.
Confucius say: He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae
Driver.
Confucius say: He who put face in punch bowl get punch in
nose.
Funny Confucius Sayings That May Require Some Medical
Attention
Confucius say: Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on
the same night will wake up in deep shit.
Confucius say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know
if he's coming or going.
Confucius say: Company who make women's vibrators is
called, Genital Electric.
Random Funny Confucius Quotes
Confucius say: Prisoner who paints in jail, will have
brush with the law.
Confucius say: Geometry teacher who loses parrot, will
have polygon.
Confucius say: Newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows
how to talk up a storm.
Confucius say: Woman who dates trash collector, will get
dumped.
Confucius say: Nurse who goes missing at beach, can be
found under the doc.
Confucius say: Student who study history, will find there
is no future in it.
Confucius say: Lady who goes down first time out, is
called "Titanic".
Confucius say: Man who wants to kill a circus troupe,
should go for the juggler.
Confucius say: Woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen,
should remove her drawers.
Confucius say: Woman who wear something from Victoria's
Secret, have no more secrets.
Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in
pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
Confucius say: Woman who gives away free potato chips,
will offer you a free lay.
Confucius say: Surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a
cut in salary.
Confucius say: Army like blow job the closer to discharge
you get, the better it feels.
Confucius say: Man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have
trouble putting on pants!
Confucius say: Man with clear conscience have bad memory.
Confucius say: Man who burns yard is said to smoke a lot
of weed.
Confucius say: Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter
jar is fucking nuts.
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