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• On this page you will find hilarious condom jokes, sharp tax jokes, mind jokes, pain jokes, truth jokes, time jokes, police jokes and marriage jokes!
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Short Funny Jokes About Condoms br />
~ Condom Jokes
– Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some
protection on that erection.
– Always wear Stealth condoms … they'll never see you
coming.
– To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck
out of it!
– Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
– What do condoms and cameras have in common? They both
capture the moment.
– What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? Melt
them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
– What did the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm
going in!"
Taxing Jokes That Won't Wear You Out
~ Tax Jokes
– A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.
– It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now,
of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
– Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
– If a tax man and a lawyer were both drowning and you
could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
– What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office
Christmas dinner? Toast their clients!
– Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which
you can get an automatic extension.
– The difference between the short and long income tax
forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets
your money. If you use the long form, your accountant gets your
money.
– People often say death and taxes are the same, but this
is wrong. Death is a taxable event, but taxes never die.
– Born free … taxed to death.
– IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
For more short jokes on a related topic see
Really Funny Quick Jokes about Money on the page Really
Funny Quick Jokes.
Short Jokes That Will Blow Your
Mind
~ Mind Jokes
– I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back!
– I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling
out!
– A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
– A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your
mind.
– Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
– I don't remember being absent minded.
– I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me
here.
For more best short jokes ever on at related topic see
Really Funny Short Jokes About Memory on the page Really
Funny Short Jokes or
Funny One Line Jokes about Life Inside the Human Mind on the
page Funny One Line Jokes.
Warning: Really Funny One Liners … They Will Hit You Hard
~ Pain Jokes
– A man walks into a bar and he says … Ow.
– The beatings will continue until morale improves.
– I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it
hit me.
– I can handle pain until it hurts.
– A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
Funniest Short Jokes Ever –
Shocking Truths
~ Truth Jokes
– Always remember you're unique … just like everyone
else.
– No matter where you go, you're there.
– The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the
softness of the bread.
– Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
– To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
– On the other hand, you have different fingers.
For more short funny jokes on at related topic see
Truths You Never Knew, You Were Never Going to Miss on the
page Short Hilarious Jokes.
Best Short Jokes Ever … Just Take Your Time
~ Time Jokes
– How long a minute is depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
– Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.
– A dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be
pressed for time.
– It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
– Some people ask the secret of our long marriage: We take
time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I
go Fridays.
Really Funny Quick Jokes about
Police and Thieves
~ Police Jokes
– Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
– A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
– A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became
a hardened criminal.
– Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged
with stalking.
– The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its
back is a police horse.
– A women was found in her home in her bath tub surrounded
by milk with a spoon up her pussy and a banana up her arse.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
– Police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with
male fraud.
– A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a
distribution depot – police are looking for hardened criminals.
– A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the
same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window…
"Pull over!"
For more best short jokes ever on at related topic see
Doing Time With Funny One Line Jokes on the page Funny One
Line Jokes.
Short
Hilariuos Jokes About Husbands and Wives
~ Marriage Jokes
– Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
– Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take
it out, you lose interest.
– Marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in
it for a while, it isn't so hot.
– A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur
coat will make her look fat.
– A wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust
him to wash it.
– When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
– I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and
she said, "No, one drag is enough.
– My wife is always talking about a trip to Europe. I have
no objections – I let her talk.
For more funniest jokes ever on at related topic see
Very Short Jokes About the Differences Between Men and Women
on the page Very Short Jokes or
Really Funny One Liners about Marriage, Husbands and Wives
on the page Really Funny One Liners.
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